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| BORN ON THE 4TH OF JULY ISSUE 1 JULY 2000 | Last Updated 7-4-2000 | Volume 1 |
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For the Love of words, for if not for the jokes tellers politicians would no meaning. > There was a Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting > together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly > the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, > there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then > there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. > When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the > Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman > had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there. > > The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scotish fella must have kissed > Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead. > > 'Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to > kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.' > > And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train > goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise again and slap that > English bastard again . |
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